My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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