is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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