I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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