Don't make out with my wife yet
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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