he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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