Are we in a gay sports bar?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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