Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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