real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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