stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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