it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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