these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
