Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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