2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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