Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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