i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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