On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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