p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
handjob tips. give me some.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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