I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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