If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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