I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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