every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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