If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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