Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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