can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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The air was thick with penises
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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