Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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