Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
