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New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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