he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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