Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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