was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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