Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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