he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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