That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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