thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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