Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
