I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I could fuck to npr.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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