i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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