why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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