Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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