Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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