I cockslap morals
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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