I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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