I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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Swine flu is the new snow day.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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