You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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