you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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