went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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