dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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