That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Come see our sink grown plant.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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