Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Randomize
