Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Randomize
