Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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