then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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