what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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