508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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