Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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