if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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