Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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